Archive for August, 2008

Fixtures Released

Late this afternoon interactive sport released the fixtures for the highly anticipated upcoming season. Splitsville drew “Those Guys Again” for there debut match. “Those Guys Again” Finished at the bottom of the log last season and should be easy pickings of the dynamic Splitsville Rovers. The Slappers Fixtures are yet to be released. Mon 01 [ READ MORE ]

ELLIS PLANS ROVERS STAY

Dean Ellis has pledged to stay at Rovers despite being linked with a move away from Durbanville based Superpower.  The Utility players future at Splitsville has been the subject of conjecture in recent weeks with the club refusing to enter into talks over a new contract without outstanding ordinance fees being paid.  Ellis has battled back from a serious ankle injury which [ READ MORE ]

Slappers spirit epitomizes the Splitsville Way – Pre-Season Tribute.

This coming week will see two Corporate League football competitions get under way. On Monday, 1 September, 2008 the men and women of Splitsville will get their season going, and by the end of Monday night they will have produced enough deftness to keep Gary Lineker and his chums chatting away for an hour or [ READ MORE ]

RUMOURS OF ELLIS’ RELEASE ROCK SPLITSVILLE CAMP

After constant fee negotiations with the nimble wing back, Splitsville Board of Trustees have been left with few options.  If Ellis does not pay his outstanding ordinance fee’s, it seems he is set to join the lady boys at Armchair Theatre.  Captain Lorry Romburgh had few comments other than: “The proverbial soccer ball is in his court……&#[ READ MORE ]

Splitsville Signs Harding

Just before the close of transfer season Manager A.Topper signs David Harding for an undisclosed fee.Hardings has signed a 1 year contract with the Splitsville Rovers for his first season in the Super Sport Corporate league after passing his medical yesterday. Harding has never played seven-a-side football before but Manager A.Topper is convinced he can be a key figure in [ READ MORE ]

Splitsville Squad announced

The Splitsville Rovers squad has been announced for the upcoming season. There are two players that are returning from injury, namely: Gary”Baywatch” Swart & Dean “DRo@ch” Ellis.They were sorely missed in latter stages of last season. Splitsville’s new Manager Mr Topper AKA Komanche was quoted as saying “We were worried about taking wounded soldiers into battle, but the experience that [ READ MORE ]

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